Deep Thoughts

Sometimes I sit down to write one of these things and I think to myself, "Self, you don't really have any thoughts that you'd like to share today. What will you do?" Then I answer myself, "Well, handsome, you could try writing less serious entries rather than trying to be the next Clive Staples Lewis. Who even thinks you're that clever anyway?"

So, in an awkward attempt at the comical, I ask you, dear reader, does the famous Jack Handey from SNL exist?

http://www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com/bio.html

Please, tell me how you voted.